I've got 99 problems and cartoons are all of them.
"dude just wait until the banjo drops"
If I’ve learned anything from Jack Black, and I like to think I’ve learned a great deal, it’s that the secret to guitar noises with your mouth is not in nyow nyeeows but in bliddley bliddely blayows
"My first hysterectomy as a resident was on a 16-year-old who had an illegal abortion. Her pelvis was nothing but pus. That’s the sort of thing we saw all the time. I admitted about two or three women like this every night. That’s what we’re headed towards now. We’re heading back to those days. Because of the restrictions lawmakers impose, women will seek abortions illegally, and we’re going to see a rise in septic abortions."